Living the life of the idle rich on the Cote d'Azur, here are some of the things being said about the author and his writing:

- "The funniest book I have ever read."

- "As funny as Wilt by Tom Sharp."

- "50 shades of shite."

- "As intellectually challenging as reading Heat magazine with a hangover."

- "As appealing as sucking warm diarrhoea through a tramps sock."

- "This book makes those who suggest you should never stop trying look really stupid."

- "Somhow death seems a less daunting prospect after reading this book."

- "If you want a gripping tale delivered with fine turns of phrase and an evocative prose, read another book."